Magic Fishing Panties

By: Kimberly J. Dalferes

A book that reminds women of certain indisputable truths: the best pals are gal pals; all you need to rule the world is a pair of black boots and a fabulous red coat; and above all else, live out loud, laugh often and ‘occasionally’ drink tequila.

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Book Description

This collection of humorous tales offers new perspective from the self-proclaimed crazy Southern Irish gal and recent inductee into "Club 50." Rather than wallow in the self-pity often induced by sagging jaw lines, empty nests, and menopause, the author offers colorful depictions of life in the middle. You will find yourself contemplating:

• How would you react to being in public during an earthquake? Oh, and you're naked.

• The wedding starts in five minutes and your best friend needs to pump her breast milk, but all the bathrooms are occupied. Where should she go to quickly resolve her situation?

• You are depressed and alone on your 39th birthday. What do you do? Hint: tattoo anyone?

You'll come to know Kimba as a true gal pal, someone who will gladly lend you her size 11 black boots, favorite red coat, and anything else you might need to rule the world - with the exception of her magic fishing panties. Because letting you borrow those would be a little weird, don't ya think?

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