Orphans, Assassins and the Existential Eggplant

By: J.T. Gillett

Orphans, Assassins & the Existential Eggplant travels through strange but real medieval events with a gorgeous alchemist, teenage genius and a 600-year-old shrunken eggplant that can speak to whomever wears it.

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Book Description

Take a quirky, fun, medieval trip with a gorgeous alchemist, teenage genius and a tiny, wisecracking, 600-year-old eggplant. In this award-winning novel, you'll travel through strange but realmedieval events with a heroic trio on a quest that's both weird andwonderful. And that's not all:

-March across medieval Europe with an army of misfits led by a boy prophet.
-Train with stoned and unlikely killers who terrorize Middle East rulers.
-Peek inside Hassan i Sabbah's ancient library of mystical and profane literature.
-Touch the petrified body of the world's first man, Adam.
-Get juicy gossip from a fresh, fast-talking, funny vegetable.

In their search for the fabled Lost Stone of Eden, our unlikely heroescross Europe and the Mediterranean with the Children's Crusade, hijack a caravan in the Sahara desert, live with hashish-fueled Assassins in the mountains of Persia and rediscover paradise on the island of Bahrain.

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